if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done
I am way too horny of a person to not be having sex on the daily
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there.